The resident moron in a rural communtiy in Huron county. Often drunk and always wearing the same stained jogging pants, Turnip is probably the most unpleasent person you will ever meet.
1. What's that smell? Did Turnip shit his pants again?
2. Thank god your here Turnip! I was wondering when all the girls were going to disappear.
A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.
Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?