Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

turning page

the person who changed your life for the better. if someone is your turning page, they're your yellow. they're your sunshine, your happiness, your reason. they're constantly on your mind, they're entangled into your emotions and your actions, they're your forever.

"you're my turning page c:"

by ikeasimp April 21, 2021

Brownie Tunneling

The act of using human feces for lubrication for vaginal sex.

Bob: So, did you get some ass last night?
Tom: Oh God yeah, the chick even let me brownie tunnel her!
Bob: Holy shit! Nice dude!

Sam: So do ya think we have time for some brownie tunneling?
prostitute: well.. If you insist. Make sure you pull out though..

by Noah Hizzle May 6, 2008

turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

Turning the Other Cheek

An expression derived from the Bible; meaning, to love your enemies while resisting them non-violently.

It says, I will not seek revenge because I am stronger than that. I will not respond with shame because I have dignity in Jesus; and not in hurting you.

Turning the other cheek is a powerful response, as it may require a great deal of self-control, which is painful to do in some cases (see example).

I Turn the Other Cheek when my enemies attack or insult me, but now that they're masquerading as me, causing confusion, division, and strife amongst my friends... turning the other cheek has become painfully hard and I feel deeply saddened.

by made beautiful March 24, 2013

john tuckering

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.

when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.

by shelbi June 7, 2007

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.

Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life

by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008