turdburglar

a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!

by the great ninja September 2, 2003

turdjuggler

One who juggles turds for the entertainment of themselves and others.

A plumber or sewage management worker who's job it is to keep human waste processing running smoothly.

The circus performer was afraid to juggle chainsaws, so he became a turdjuggler

The toilets backed up again. Better call the turdjuggler.

by TheMadLinguist January 6, 2009

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody October 31, 2004

turdburglar

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

by dave November 29, 2002

turdburglar

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

turdburger

a burger one finds at shitwells.

Dude...I don’t think that was a hamburger it was a turdburger.

by JAM1 April 13, 2006

Turdburglar

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019