Where you shit on a female's chest and then proceed to act like a veloco-raptor guarding a freshly laid dinosaur egg.
Fred was so chuffed. After he laid that brontosteamer on Wendy's chest, he stayed up all night keeping watch for the Turdburglar.
Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish
John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.
