turdburglar

one who walks in on you pooping in a public restroom

AHHH turd burglar

by stewart January 24, 2003

Turdburglar

-noun
1. A person who steals turds.

-verb (turdburgle)
1. The act of stealing one's turds

-noun
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.

-verb
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.

by The Grass is Green. September 8, 2010

turdberg

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

by DOOOD December 26, 2005

turdburglar

So, little Johnny.. you don't want to flush the toilet after you poo, do you? Well, if you're going to be naughty like that, then you can.. but you'd better be prepared for the Turdburglar to come to your house, then..

He slips quietly through the crack in your front door in the middle of the night and he craaawls right up to the toilet.. and SNATCHES the poo right from the bowl! Then he throws his prize into the Big Bag of Buttnuggets from Bad Children Past and skips off deftly to the Terrible Tower of Turdingston, wayyy up on the top of the hill, where your poo becomes transformed by a team of mad scientists into the next boogie man to hide in your room, waiting to get you!! So if you have a boogie man in your bed or your closet.. it's probably your fault. =^)

Conclusion: do not leave your mess floating about in the loo for everyone and their uncle to see, or you'll be clawed to death by a ferocious beast created from the fecal matter coming back to haunt you. Criminy!

Who's that scrawny sort slinking through the shadows with a sack of shite? Why.. that's a no-good, meddling TURDBURGLAR!!

by Cavia Porcellus March 13, 2010

turdburglar

The act of trespassing into an anus and snatching one's turd in an unsuspecting manner

That Goldstein is such a turdburglar. He likes the way they melt in is mouth and not in his hand

by Colonel Cockenstein October 29, 2003

Turdburgler

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste

"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"

by Steve McC August 31, 2007

turdburgler

One who steals your shit.

I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.

by Melvin Chandler January 11, 2004