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Tortation

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.
I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.
by coconutspeds April 26, 2011
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M*A*S*H-turbating

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.
Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012
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WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.
Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.
by Urban Millz July 21, 2012
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misc tardation

retarded fucks at guitar.com's "misc" forum who write bullshit like the following.....

quote:
execute all african-americans 20 satch22

By skaman7 5-10-2004 10:59:17 PM
By joniox 5-10-2004 10:58:26 PM
By pheasantrevolt 5-10-2004 10:57:48 PM
By satch22 5-10-2004 10:57:39 PM
By Arlo__ 5-10-2004 10:57:19 PM
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Reply:
Member: Madness_5 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:25 PM
i prefer "hang all nizzles"


Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:50:29 PM
Hang all niggas.


Reply:
Member: satch22 contact this member
5-10-2004 10:52:56 PM
hizzle all nizzles?



Reply:
Member: joniox contact this member
5-10-2004 10:54:25 PM
hangas ol niggas


Reply:
Member: pleasesirs contact this member
5-10-2004 10:51:51 PM
burn all monkeys

/quote:
by Bumhole McSquirt May 14, 2004
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Mental E-tardation

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.
The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.
by Derz August 9, 2010
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Turdacious

The act of being a turd.
Man, Peter is so turdacious sometimes.
by SimplyRidiculous September 6, 2016
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tordnation

When your friend is watching Eddsworld porn of Tord and you walk by, you would say ," what in tordnation." Then get on a horse and ride off into the sunset.
"What in Tordnation is that?"
by Heart_catcher10 October 31, 2017
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