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tuna spread 

The cream that forms around the outside of the vagina and the base of the penis after lengthy, sweaty intercourse. Generally a mixture of semen, female ejaculate, lubrication, spit.

Note: If menstrual blood is mixed in giving it a reddish tint, this is referred to as Manhattan tuna spread.
It's a good thing that Becky licked the tuna spread off my nuts and asshole after I fucked her, because I didn't have time for a shower before class.
tuna spread by Ill Cyanide October 13, 2010
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tuna slut 

A slut who's pussy smells like a freshly caught tuna.
Eww you went down on brittney?? She's such a tuna slut.
tuna slut by The Mackabee August 17, 2006

tuna suprise 

When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere. This my friends in tuna suprise.
Tim: So how did things go with Amber last night?

Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.

Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?

Chris: How did you know?

Tim: I fucked her last week.
tuna suprise by Frazier September 3, 2006

Tuna Swipe 

When your women fingers her vagina then swipes it across your upper lip. Leaving an abundant amount of moisture behind.
My bae gave me a Tuna Swipe and I've smelt it all day.
Tuna Swipe by Rocknness December 4, 2016

Tuna Salad 

The licking of a womans ass and vagina at the same time in long back and forth swipes.
"I think I got some lady celery in my mouth when I ate that bitches Tuna Salad."

tuna snob 

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.
When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"
tuna snob by Ethan April 25, 2005