Turding

The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane

Mary was turding on her way to work

by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019

Tadding

Tadding: A sacred art practiced by the chinese,that involves getting atop trees shaped like tadpoles.

The boy loves tadding.

by unwiset2 September 8, 2008

Todding

Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.

"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."

by Maliaht September 11, 2011

turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Tadding

To creep or to follow. Especially over the left shoulder.

He has been tadding around all day.

by kmoney66475 November 30, 2010

teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

by loser999 December 11, 2007