matt tuck

lead singer of welsh metalcore band bullet for my valentine and the worlds sexiest man alive..
matt tuck should win an award for being that hot- or atleast get arrested or some shit, because he's too good looking- especially when he's in the rain...
matt tuck is welsh. matt tuck is cool.
you don't like it? suck meh dong you donkeys!
matt tuck will eat you alive... hahahahahahaha!

MATT TUCK FOREVER!!!! <3

Ned; That Band's Pish & Their Singer Is Boggin' Looking.

Me; Haw You Ya Greasy Bawbag- You Touch Matt Tuck & I'll Smack Yo' About Like Tommy & Pam x100!!!! *headbutts* Aye- Ya Spoon, Do Not Mess With The Almighty Force That Is Tuck-Quan-Doe... *bows*

by taylorrrrrr______matttuck<3 April 7, 2008

Tuck and Stuck

When your tucked in at night with your arms under the blanket and your parents tuck the blanket under your body making you stuck.

I recieved a tuck and stuck by my parents the other day. I felt like I was in a strapped bed at a mental institution or I was like Houdini in a straight jacket. I was stuck in that position till my mom woke me up in the morning.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Shit Tuck

When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.

James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.

by SlimeyQ September 20, 2021

Chub n' tuck

The 'Chub n' Tuck' is an art that is so sacred to fashion, it is not portrayed in the media to avoid it being soiled. The Art of the Chub n' Tuck is where one carefully tucks their FUPA into their pants, traditionally to hide said FUPA. Although a bold fashion statement nowadays, done for recreational purposes, in the Stone Age, the cavemen used to Chub n' Tuck to hide their FUPA in their loincloths to seem more attractive to mates.

Ethan: Wow I don't wanna screw up my business meeting, I should go in with a bold Chub n' tuck

by xINTELL July 11, 2017

flip and tuck

to properly arrange an errection to where it is not publicly noticable, by flipping your hard on to align upward towards your belly button.

"bro, i cant believe i gave that speech to the whole class with a boner, i just used the 'ol flip and tuck and nobody fucking noticed it!"

by Cookes December 29, 2006

Tuck and Cover

When you (male) have a hard on (boner) and you need to go walk somewhere where there are other people that could see this so called boner, so you tuck your weiner up under the the top of your pants to cover it; therefore tuck and cover.

Female: shit what are you going to to with your boner? we have to go talk to my parents!

Male: its all good i'll just tuck and cover and they wont see a thing.

by vagslayer October 21, 2009

tuck up

The act of trying to hide an erection by tucking your penis into the waistband of your pants. This method is usually used when in public and/or wearing loose fitting pants or shorts.

I got an erection while staring at that woman but i was in public so I had to tuck up.

by Dertty December 30, 2005