lauryn templeton

the definition of cringe; makes you wanna die

Lauryn Templeton just walked in...I can feel you cringing.

by icanfeelyoucringing December 22, 2016

Gillette Templeton

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.

Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"

by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021

Trumplethinskin

Donald Trump in a nutshell, especially when it comes to Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him on SNL and Nordstrom for not wanting to sell his daughter's ugly clothes.

I can't wait until Trumplethinskin gets impeached

by Soul_Driver February 12, 2017

Trumpton

Derogatory slang for British Firefighters, often used by British Police Officers.

(At the scene of an RTC) Oh here comes Trumpton to block off the road...

by Jimmy says it like it is September 3, 2009

Trumplesome

Something that is only troublesome because Trump is involved

John was a lifelong republican but he a had a trumplesome time casting his vote in 2020

by ladislav77 October 9, 2020

Templeton

A small city in CA full of the worst goddamn people on Earth. Anybody who rolls through this absolute shithole is scarred for life. Avoid at all costs.

1. "Bro I'm going to Templeton next week"
2. "Oh shit bro. You're fucked."
1. "Yeah I'd rather die."

by helladopeboyo April 27, 2017

trumpeon

trumpeon (n.): def. 1. a worthless subordinate shit, 2. one who is subservient and sadly unable to think independently

Hire the trumpeon to clean up the puke - and have them pay for it.

by Ubu of the North Country November 20, 2016