Truman Show Traffic

When trying to get to your destination by car and every alternate route you try is jam-packed with bumper-to-bumper traffic, especially during rush-hour.

Boss: Why were you late this morning, Johnson?

Johnson: Truman Show Traffic, sir. I tried six different ways to get here, and each time I ran into heavy congestion.

by bbbbbbbostonian September 15, 2010

truebankaii

a god if you will

truebankaii once said,” when do i ever miss?” The answer was never

by jordancombo February 15, 2021

Turban Suburban

A semi truck driven by a person of Indian descent.

Darrel observed a Punjab at the controls of the turban suburban.

by Bigdummie April 15, 2021

Turban Dictionary

A dictionary used to document Middle Eastern slang.

I would be completely lost reading Turban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez April 26, 2005

Turbanator

A person who wears a Turban with Pride. Has a kind heart loves motorcycles and jeeps

I saw a Turbanator on interstate and he stopped his harley in the middle of a road to pick up an injured puppy.

by sng21 July 20, 2021

truancy

being absent without permission.

The high school of ludington has a high rate of truancy

by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005

Truant

Used mostly in schools.

Intentionally absent without a legitimate excuse.
Basically, Ditching class.

Person 1:"Why'd you mark me truant???"
Person 2:"Don't act like I didn't see you ditch MY class!"
Person 1:"FUCK YOU"

by JK NAW MEAN NIGGA September 15, 2010