twonker

An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.

You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit

by Squid December 12, 2004

thonker

The act of slapping one's penis against the forehead of the person who just performed oral sex on you to remove any jizz left in the shaft of the penis.

I always like giving her the thonker so cum doesn't drip on my underware after I zip up.

by redlight hack January 17, 2013

tonkers

Tonkers is another term for a woman's breasts. It can be used in casual or formal jargin.

Yo, check out those tonkers!

by Olegna Piano May 28, 2008

trunker

A purchase or aquisistion that is kept in the trunk of one's car, awaiting a more oportune moment to reveal to friends, family, especially ones spouse.

Yeh, I bought the crazy expensive shoes, but they're trunkers until that party on Friday night.

by obabakoak May 27, 2006

Tonker Bong

a bad ass bitch

jessica is a total tonker bong

by gorlssss February 11, 2019

Tronketoni

A cow worshipper, probably from Florida or Texas who believes that cows are the superior life form.

Hugh: (in strong southern farmer accent) gosh darnit my dang cows have been stolen again
Jimothee: must've been those dang tronketonis again

by Mattwi11ie February 13, 2020

Goddle-Trinker

Word - Goddle-Trinker
Pronunciation - God-El-Trink-Ar
A man whose testicles and-or genitals sweat profoundly in a number of different scenarios.

1. "As a Goddle-Trinker my twig and berries tend to sweat a lot ."
2. "After my wife finished me off she said, don't be a Goddle-Trinker next time."

by Razalius August 27, 2017