tromboner

Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.

Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

trombonist

1.) Nicest people in the entirety of the band.
2.) Scariest people in the band due to the 7ft reach of their slide.

1.) "Dude look at that trombonist! She's so cool!" "Yeah! And she's so nice, too!"
2.) "I sit in front of the trombonists. You have no idea how many times they intentionally hit me in the head..."

by Tromboneslayer March 24, 2017

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

La Trobe

That place we go to learn but fail miserably due to alcoholism.

YES! Got into La Trobe, goodbye liver!

by Student bender August 9, 2006

La Trobe special

To physically or figuritivly "stab" someone in the back.

"I can't believe my best friend gave me a La Trobe special"
"The bitch gave me a La Trobe special"

by lee22 August 31, 2007

Troubed

When a woman, usually German, bleeds on a man during intercourse. Usually this act is totally unexpected and extremely intense.

Dude why are u covered in blood?

I just got "troubed" fool.

She bled all over me.

by hugeassnuts November 30, 2009

dusty trombone

When a woman snorts a line of coke off of the tip of a dick...

I gave the hooker a "dusty trombone" in the limo be for she blew me.

by GYNXT May 16, 2014