Trollhammaren

Finnish folk metal band Finntroll's most popular song.

It rules. Seriously.

folky intro; the guitars and drums kick in; verse; folky bridge; TROLLHAMMAREN!!!

by SomeBadJOKE March 17, 2007

toolgasm

The orgasm of ones' SOUL and EVERYTHING acheived by listening to the band Tool. It occurs during a certain part of the song, which lifts up your soul, projects it towards the universe, and enlightens your whole existance for that very moment. Side effects include a tingly sensation in your head/brain, and/or tears in your eyes from the beauty your ears have just encountered. The offset of the Toolgasm varies. Can be something lyrical that makes you tingle and gives you the shivers, or it could be a combination of an instrumental part with or without vocals that is utter beauty due to Maynards' voice in conjuction with the awesome instrumentals at that very moment. May cause you to melt into stuff because it makes you feel that damn good if gone to extremes.

What Toolgasms you differs from person to person. It's basically a full body experience, and when you feel it, you'll know exactly what it is.

"Dude, 8:37 of Rosetta Stoned...total Toolgasm!"
"Oh yeah? How about Parabola? It brings me to life!"

by ThirdEye_Davi November 8, 2007

Trollism

The persecution and oppression of those who wish to troll others for their own amusement,

John is very into trollism, as he is very often trolled.

by father troll April 30, 2022

Trollism

The art of trolling, founded by Jose Aguayo--master troll.

"Brah, you believe in god?"
"Nah. Too mainstream. I pertain to trollism."

by trollolololol1 November 14, 2011

Trollism

The manifestation of misleading representation caused by an individual otherwise known as a 'Troll'

Paul exchanged Andrew's steroids with estrogen injections. Paul's exchange is the epitome of trollism.

by Tags360 December 16, 2014

Trollwashing

The practice of using cyber threats, abusive language, and the ill-defined term "harassment" coming from a small number of internet trolls to distract from broader legitimate criticism of one's own poor behavior and to make oneself the victim.

It often includes the implication that non-abusive critics are somehow in-league with those sending death threats, using racial or sexual epithets, etc. as a way of smearing anyone who criticizes you. It also often involves mischaracterizing jokes and mean words as violent (see Anthony Rendon below). While trollwashing is a red herring used by a wide variety of political ideologies, it is most often associated with poorly conceived SJW talking points.

Prominent examples include:

Sky News anchor Cathy Newman after her disastrous interview with Jordan Peterson.
California Assemblyman Anthony Rendon after screwing over his progressive supporters.
Kathy Griffin after pretending to decapitate the President.
Hillary Clinton throughout the 2016 election.
Anti-GamerGaters like Anti Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, and Brianna Wu literally all the time.

Anita Sarkeesian: *makes incoherent, illogical horseshit video*
Entire internet: "This video was incoherent and illogical. Here are many legitimate reasons why."
Like, 2 guys: "She's a dumb bitch."
Anita: I AM THE VICTIM OF CYBER VIOLENCE ANYONE WHO CRITICIZES ME IS A RAPIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: I'm so sick of this god damn trollwashing.

by dbanyard February 20, 2018

toolgasm

when a redneck goes into a hardware store

i picked up this screwdriver and had a toolgasm

by LeahPeah July 21, 2006