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tissue dick

n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
by stacked3x August 11, 2009
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tissue

According to dictionary.com, "A soft, absorbent piece of paper used as toilet paper, a handkerchief, or a towel." IT is generally used to wipe one's nose when snot collects inside one's nostrils. Most tissues can be purchased at your local supermarket or pharmacy, or if you live in a small town at your local general store. Tissue paper can also be used for craftsmaking according to alibaba.com, and Kleenex is the most popular tissue company.Then again, does anyone honestly care what the definition of tissue is? Does anyone actually not know what a tissue is? Sheesh
Dusk,I wiped my schnozzola with a tissue and proceeded to bed.
by ijustlivehere January 22, 2006
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tissue sea-life

subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.
Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!
by Riceball8 January 22, 2007
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Stiff Tissue

When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
Aww man! Steve left a stiff tissue on the bathroom floor!
by Dr. Winston O' Boogie March 6, 2008
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FECAL TISSUE

Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl
Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
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Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
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Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"
Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo
by sp4cepants July 28, 2018
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