Triscuit

The worst fucking type of cracker ever.

Fuck triscuits

by Youranuslol December 6, 2024

Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

Triscuit Boy

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin

Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.

by blissymissy September 27, 2017

Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.

Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.

by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011

Triscuit Titts

• Burlap sacks full of gummy worms for titts.

• Titts that are droopy & lumpy that look like chewed up triscuits. Titts that are misshaped. Titts that you don’t want to touch. Titts that look like cottage cheese that were stung by a billion bees.

• Someone with ugly & undesirable titts, male or female.

This bitch has triscuit titts!

by Donny E. Ensley May 7, 2018

triscuit ass biscuit

It is a girl who loves to take it in the ass also a fagget like Alex

Alex l. is such a triscuit ass biscuit he loves it in the ass

by will February 29, 2004

triscuit myopia

The inability to attain visual clarity on packages of snack crackers. A derivation of the term triscadectaphobia.

Ryan spent the night on the couch after his triscuit myopia caused him to bring home the wrong snack crackers.

by Barrett Pooner June 2, 2008