Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.
An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.
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Get the Triple F mug.Gay guy 1: "Is that person bi or a triple F'er?"
Gay guy 2: "omg he's definitely a triple F'er, look at his stance"
Gay guy 2: "omg he's definitely a triple F'er, look at his stance"
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Get the Triple F mug.Tripple F stands for "Fucked Up Forty-Fours". A point in your mother life were she is inevitably fucked up mentally from life in general. You must be fourty-four years of age and a mother.
She is may be unable to fly on airplanes, and may even proceed to tell the airport desk clerk that they are "fucked up".
She is may be unable to fly on airplanes, and may even proceed to tell the airport desk clerk that they are "fucked up".
Bill - "My mom is well adjusted and pretty stable!"
Tim - "well , my mother is a Triple F, shes just a fucked up forty four."
Tim - "well , my mother is a Triple F, shes just a fucked up forty four."
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Get the Triple F mug.(noun) Used to describe a type of person who believes they are morally sound in their actions of doing whatever it takes to get what they want, regardless of the repercussions. These people are generally seen as late-in-life, Christian males with highly patriarchal tendencies. They commit acts that are anywhere from morally grey to completely unethical, justifying themselves with claims of making the world a better place, protecting the future, or some other grandiose illusion, and believe they have more authority than they do, portraying themselves as powerful to have control over others around them. They often belittle any opinions different than their own, making them inflexible to logic or alternate points of view.
“After his callous response to the Houthi bombings - fist emoji, American flag emoji, fire emoji - it’s clear Mike Waltz is a member of the triple F club.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
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