couch trip

(n.) Something that is going nowhere, it is sitting on the couch.

This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!


Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Chinese Field Trip

A large, slow moving and oblivious group of people that totally blocks the sidewalk. Often tourists visiting cities where people walk to get around.

It took me twenty minutes to walk two blocks because I was stuck behind a Chinese Field Trip.

by Anita November 11, 2004

Ted Cruz Cancun Trip

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

Chinese Field Trip

a form of field day where every item from a room is removed for cleaning; when tending to last much longer than necessary, it is used as a punishment, typically for unsatisfactory performance in routine field day.

Recruit #1: Man.....One of the DI found a candy bar under someone's bed and decided to gave us a Chinese field trip.

Recruit #2: Haha, good thing I'm not in the candy bar platoon.

by MasturbAZN November 9, 2009

comics trip

Being really high and tripping on comics

Woah man i went on an insane comics trip after smoking up last night!

by trippingkiara June 8, 2013

car trip

when you are trapped in a smelly car for 10 hours with a screaming baby sister and no wifi

i just had a car trip

by CharjabugGD April 20, 2018

canoe trip

A euphemism used to describe getting the raw end of a deal. This can be used in place of getting screwed, getting fucked. The term originated from the common cover "We're going on a canoe trip!" used by couples to mask the fact that they're just heading to a cabin for sexual relations.

Scott: "Hey Will, how's your canoe trip?"

Will: "Getting railed. They're fucking me, brother."

Wife: "Honey, how was work today?"

Husband: "It was a real canoe trip."

by PitchPit December 16, 2009