trunalimunumaprzure

When you realize an election is nigh at hand.

I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure!

by grxusa October 31, 2020

Ringtone Trauma

The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.

Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.

Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"

by just like honey April 22, 2014

trunalimunumaprzure

The Biden campaign's mobilization efforts

I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure

by itanimullI October 30, 2020

traumacore

traumacore is anvent aesthetic used by people struggling with trauma to cope and express their pain.

"I like to vent using traumacore. It makes me feel much better."

by abysses January 3, 2021

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.

Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016

Trainable Fern

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011

trauma Olympics

An event where different people compete to see who has experienced the most phycological trauma in their life. The one thing every competitor seems to forget though is that nobody actually win the trauma Olympics.

And here we have Jerry who is competing in this year trauma Olympics and has just brought up the fact his dad hasn't come back from the store yet,

by A random guy who is also a pot December 21, 2021