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Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.
Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"
by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013
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Transmitter

noun.
1) a device used to send out information (see radio) usally an AM or FM broadcast transmitter, a waste of power, some AM stations use 40,000,000 watts, and your radio picks up like 0.0001 watts, pretty neat system, altough most radio systems consist of two or more transceivers that can send and recive radio waves without the need for a T/X switch.
"The WTOP-AM 1500 transmitter is jamming my TV"
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 13, 2003
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Textually Transmitted Disease

TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.
In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.
by doseEdose May 21, 2010
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transmitter testing

When I'm bored, I go "transmitter testing". This generally refers to me picking a random VHF frequnecy and transmitting music over it. Because I have a Vertex VX-150 as well as a 35-watt VHF amplifier attached to it the range is about 20 or miles, depending on if I am transmitting at full power or fractional power levels. I like to chose frequencies that are not being used, generally its a business radio service frequency or Marine VHF channel. I have however, transmitted over weatheradio (162.400 to 162.550 MHz) channels are that really pisses people off.

This is all, of course, illegal.
Guy who lives next to me: "How come all I hear on my weatheradio is Jimi Hendrix and Men At Work?"

Me: "I'm just transmitter testing"
by IrishRepublicanArmy May 31, 2004
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warehouse transmitted disease

happy hardcore music, sum shit you might catch in a warehouse having unprotected sex... believe
"when used correctly condoms are 99.9% percent effective against "warehouse transmitted disease"
by warehouse bay b February 8, 2009
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transiteria

A restaurant to grab something while in transit. Cf. trattoria, pizzeria, bistro
We don't have time to sit down, let's just grab a sandwich from that small transiteria at the airport.
by Vatu September 18, 2019
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Skypetually Transmitted Disease

the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.
Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.
by squirtle ;) October 11, 2011
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