Smoke trailing

When you reminisce on a bad memory

You over there smoke trailing about your dead cat?

by El Guapo Tres Negros June 10, 2021

Mormon Trailing

Similar to “soaking”, an act commonly used by unmarried Mormons to simulate sex without thrusting in order to circumvent the law of chastity, “Mormon trailing” is when two Mormons soak while driving down a very bumpy road to simulate sexual intercourse without technically moving.

Nah bruh, me and my girl stick it in and go Mormon trailing so it doesn’t count

by JoeMama7717 March 8, 2026

Slug Trailing

When you defecate on the flooring once or multiple times depending on how much trail you require. Then you prompt your backside into the defecations and then proceed to smear your backside all over the flouring to create a beautiful brown smear on the floortiles just like a slug trail

The Emperor landed by accident with his ass in some cowmanure and tries to clean it off with some grass nearby. He is Slug Trailing right now.

by TheBaldmansPodcast March 2, 2025

proximity effect training

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.

I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

by Mel A Tonin April 24, 2017

EURO TRAINING

The most hardcore training regimen known to man. The style is defined by adding excessively explosive, though arguably not extraneous, movements to common exercises. In addition, the vocalization of the phrase with a slight pause after each word (ex between reps) should be performed for optimal results.

The term was coined by actor/dancer Terry Crews on an episode of My Wife and Kids.

guy1: Yo, wanna go for some EURO TRAINING?
guy2: ... My chest gonna look like yours?
guy1: In-Deed.

by myk04l September 6, 2009

Douche Bag in Training

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Popo's Training

In Dragon Ball Z Abridged, the training that Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, and Choutsu go through while waiting for Vegeta and Nappa to arrive to Earth. Tien says it was terrible when he brings them back and Krillin, when Gohan asks about it, begins crying. During this time Popo teaches them the pecking order "You, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's Stool, Kami, then Popo."

*at Guardian tower for Popo's Training*
Popo: Any Questions?
Krillin: Um, yeah, I'm-
*bitch smack sound*
Krillin falling: AHHHH!!!!
Popo: Have a nice climb back up, BITCH!

by Outai October 26, 2009