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Sassy Target

a ridiculously underrated facebook page. dumbass pages like "satan" and "cell" have hundreds of thousands of likes and are shit but sassy target is hilarious and they actually interact with their fans.
"Dude did you see that hilarious status Sassy Target posted?"

"Was it about how shitty Wal Mart is?"
by barbariansteve December 24, 2012
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soft target

A person or thing that is relatively unprotected or vulnerable to attack.
A supermarket is a soft target for a crazed guman.
by talk2me-JCH2 June 2, 2022
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stay on target

Means to stay focused or on track when there are distractions or danger about. Can be used when talking to yourself and also when helping others. From Star Wars, where they assault the Death Star and they are in the trench run and one guy is bitching about it being too close and he wants to pull out and the other dude is like "stay on target, stay on targettttttt".
1. Ray: Dude I don't know about this dare to shit on her car, it's too busy, we could get caught.

Frank: Stay on target, stay on targettttt!

2. While biking down a hill Frank is thinking to himself I am going too fast I could injure myself. So he screams out to help him focus and gee himself up "stay on target, stay on targetttttt!".
by FRA$ER April 4, 2008
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tragedy whore

someone who always jumps at the opportunity to mourn/ express deep sadness, usually over the death of someone, or the occurance of something, that has essentially nothing to do with that individual
Pete: Did you see Jalen? She wrote "RIP Oscar" all over her arm! She talked to him maybe once?!

Sam: Yeah, man. What a tragedy whore!

OR

Alice: Wow. I feel so terrible that Joanne has that flesh eating disease! I think that we should all sit with her at lunch!

Stacey: You're such a tragedy whore, Alice! You called Joanne fugly last week. You just want to shine in her sympathy glow.
by Ellixx September 11, 2011
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Target Finder

Weapon attachment in Black Ops 2 for guns that lights up red when someone is in your crosshairs. Widely employed by scrubs who can't aim.
Guy camping in corner with Lsat + Target finder: Man I'm pro!
by Thatperson4321 March 21, 2013
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targeted individual

A person who has become targeted by any party, organization or entity. A person can become targeted from entities ranging from corruption in business, organized crime, cults & extremists or by government. A person who becomes targeted will face campaigns of surveillance of different degrees and generally speaking campaigns that negatively impact an individual. This could range from campaigns to harass, discredit, sabotage, instill fear and paranoia, manipulate, extort, or even assassinate; among others.
John blew the whistle on wrong doing within the company he worked for and became a targeted individual.
by thatradtallguy June 10, 2016
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Target Confusion

Occurs in dialogue. When someone says something so idiotic, there are so many possible jokes you could make; you don't know which one to go for, and end up saying nothing.
1 - "That tooth still buggin' ya?"
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
by Jack of Hats February 5, 2010
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