American Towelhead

When a Arabic women comes to America and still wears a towel around their head.

Arabic girl: accidentally reveals hair OH SHIT

Some dude: American Towelhead

by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020

toweler

n. Person who, no matter what time of day it is, always answers the door in a towel.
EDIT: May not even be wet from shower.
see: Liam Kennedy
see: King of Queens Season 6 Episode 17: Multiple Plots

"Liam is such a toweler"

by Ploughman November 25, 2009

towelhead

The other definitions of this word are inherently wrong as they insinuate that "arabs" wear turbans, which is incorrect. Some people of arab descent may wear some form of headgear to protect themselves from the sand in the desert, but the majority of arabs and muslims do not wear turbans. A turban is worn by those who follow sikhism and is one of the pillars of the religion. Referring to someone as a towel head (in the U.K at least) is derogetory and will usually be directed to a sikh man with a turban on his head. I can only assume that the other two people who have created a definition are american and therefore stupid.

Racistboy1: oi did you see that f***ing towelhead walkin past our school?
Racistboy2: yeh f***ing pakis and towelheads are all wankers, plus they look stupid with that thing on their head.
Sikh person(on overhearing): actually you chav scum, the turban is an integral part of our culture, how dare you sully our religion with your filthy insluts.
Racistboy1: dickhead(runs away)

by hassansistheman September 23, 2005

Towelhead

When you are jerking it in the bathroom after a shower and use your plaid underwear to ejaculate on and wrapping it around the head of your penis thus looking like the stereotype of a towel head(Arab man).

I used my boxers the other night as a Towelhead for my dick.

by Dman$M00th March 21, 2017

brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.

oh god ive ben brown toweled.

by crab152003 March 21, 2008

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

towelephant

Towel art in the form of an elephant. Pretty much only found on cruise ships.

I came back from my excursion to find a towelephant sitting on my bed smiling at me.

by jekamaka November 7, 2011