towelhead
towelhead by V The Blood Rose November 1, 2003
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towelhead
The other definitions of this word are inherently wrong as they insinuate that "arabs" wear turbans, which is incorrect. Some people of arab descent may wear some form of headgear to protect themselves from the sand in the desert, but the majority of arabs and muslims do not wear turbans. A turban is worn by those who follow sikhism and is one of the pillars of the religion. Referring to someone as a towel head (in the U.K at least) is derogetory and will usually be directed to a sikh man with a turban on his head. I can only assume that the other two people who have created a definition are american and therefore stupid.
Racistboy1: oi did you see that f***ing towelhead walkin past our school?
Racistboy2: yeh f***ing pakis and towelheads are all wankers, plus they look stupid with that thing on their head.
Sikh person(on overhearing): actually you chav scum, the turban is an integral part of our culture, how dare you sully our religion with your filthy insluts.
Racistboy1: dickhead(runs away)
Racistboy2: yeh f***ing pakis and towelheads are all wankers, plus they look stupid with that thing on their head.
Sikh person(on overhearing): actually you chav scum, the turban is an integral part of our culture, how dare you sully our religion with your filthy insluts.
Racistboy1: dickhead(runs away)
towelhead by hassansistheman September 23, 2005
Towelhead
When you are jerking it in the bathroom after a shower and use your plaid underwear to ejaculate on and wrapping it around the head of your penis thus looking like the stereotype of a towel head(Arab man).
Towelhead by Dman$M00th March 21, 2017
towelhead
Towel head is an arab person doesn't have to be muslim , the name stuck to them because of the turbans they used to wear and nowdays that wierd towerl they have on thier head thier terrorist peers also warp the towel around thier entire face
towelhead by brave towelhead August 17, 2006
Towelhead Wifi
A wifi connection that would make hugesnet blush, dirt cheap internet service typically used by slumlord Saudi Arabian greed driven scumbags who marry white women in order to remain in the country, most typically found in poorly maintained single star motels riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
David: Man, the wifi here is utter dogshit conncection timed out connection timed out connection timed out fuck!
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
Mark: Blame that penny pinching greasy foreign fuck for that towelhead wifi.
Towelhead Wifi by DavidDavisfromOzanamschool September 22, 2023
Towelhead Wifi
An excruciatingly horrendous wifi signal generally found in a cheap 2 star motel. Similar to McDonald's Wifi in terms of poor connection, though it could be better if the Indian guy managing the place would get off his ass to pay for better internet instead of wallowing in people's hard earned money.
Friend: Damn dude, your internet is total ass.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
Towelhead Wifi by Nefarious Darius May 20, 2022
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