Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.

Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."

by DopeManDog July 28, 2016

Don't touch my balls

Back off and mind your own business.

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.

by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006

don't touch my junk

When one passes through airport security - phrase to agent not to touch certain body parts!

When passing through airline security gate, before body scan: Don't touch my junk or I'll sue you.

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010

Don't touch my junk!

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.

Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.

TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"

Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"

JT - Don't touch my junk!"

by alexgb72 November 19, 2010

Don't Touch My Hair

A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.

The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.

I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.

2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

by Killing the Mood, aaight? January 1, 2017

Don't touch my Bob

don't touch it. it's mine.

you walking down the street with a beautiful new picture of Bob Marly. you'r so Happy but one of those Emo kids have to ruin the happiest moment of the day and to slam the picture you just bought in 150 nis.
you turnning around and shout to Him- "Don't touch my bob, you jackass"

by stupid stupid girl August 17, 2006

Don't Touch My Ankles

Wearing pants or jeans in a way that they don't reach all the way down to the ankle. Usually worn by nerds who don't have long pants. A shorter version of the phrase is Don't T

Nerd: "My mom made me iron my pants, now I look so cool without wrinkly pants."
Joc: "Seriously dude! You're wearing don't touch my ankles, LMAO!"

by 0mikey0 July 17, 2009