totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.

ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."

by yuni kim February 11, 2008

Totes Dig

Meaning, Totally Digital. Digital pronounced 'di-juh'

A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.

1. The company is totes dig
2. What's San Francisco Bay Area like? A: Totes Dig

by totesdig March 12, 2020

totes magotes

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"

Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.

by whitemamba March 30, 2009

totes ma goats

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool

Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!

by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

Thotism

Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.

A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.

- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"

Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."

by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018

Def Totes Fo' Sho'

1. Literally means "definitely, totally, for sure".

2. A completely redundant yet catchy phrase used to enthusiastically say "yes" without using too many extra syllables.

3. A phrase used when you strongly agree with something.

Alex: Hey Robyn, are you going to the concert this weekend? I heard it's gonna be bomb!
Robyn: I am so there! How about you, are you going?
Alex: Yeah, I wouldn't miss it! Jeff and Evan, are you guys going?
Jeff and Evan: Def Totes Fo' Sho'!

by BandCamp2009 October 2, 2009

Tonisha

Usually small and black, has a nice ass and massive boobs, people would say she was a classic wifey material. Would do anything for the ones she loves. She is just all round beautiful and carries a good spirit get on her bad side she will mess you up.

Wow, you have a tonisha your so lucky!!

by Confusedteen October 26, 2016