toolie toten

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.

I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.

by Uptown banger November 15, 2013

Tostin

Slang for coochie in spanish.

Lambeme la tostin. Los hombres le gusta comer tostin. Lavate la tostin con javon. I shaved my tostin this morning.

by Heidy Garcia-Robinson June 17, 2006

Tostee Style

When you do your Tinder missus from behind on the balcony to hard and she falls over the rails. Named after Tinder fiend Gable Tostee from Australia’s Gold Coast

Hey brah, I fucked this bitch Tostee Style and now I’m on the lock up. Help!

by xxxxnt July 30, 2019

wet toster

When you seduce a girl and she gets wet in her patties and shes all warm its called"wet toster" it happens when shes close to her monthly

Well damn baby you got a wet toster

by Briget red March 20, 2017

Tottenville

Im from Tottenville and people like CityKid are just lost, wiggers like him do not represent a majority.

Tottenville is as suburban as it gets..

by 440 February 4, 2005

toster

A toster the all mighty god that can burn bread and make toster strudels

Guy1: what is a toster
Guy2: is an all mighty apache helicopter
Guy1: oh wow

by I sexually identify with apach May 8, 2018

Tottenham Hotspur

The most over rated football team in London, 99% of fans think they are as good as Barcelona and they have a Cock sitting on a basketball for a badge. Envious of their North London rivals Arsenal who completely own them in every way possible, (ground, kit, fans, sponsors, headlines, players, manager etc)

Tottenham have a wheeler-dealer judas manager named Harry "back-hander" Redknapp, he pays over the odds for any player going and will leave his club at the slightest sniff of a better paid opportunity.

Aaron: Did you see Tottenham Hotspur get spanked by (insert any team here) at the weekend?

Kev (Spurs fan in denial): Yeah but we were playing our reserve team anyway (lies) so didn't care, just wait till they come to White Hart Lame.

Aaron: I'll wait and I'll laugh at you AGAIN you dirty yid.

by Luckymeh September 25, 2010