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Examples of Internet Turrets
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
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Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
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