Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008
Get the topshelfer mug.In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Etymology:
'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.
'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.
'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.
Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"
Crowd: /raucous applause/
Crowd: /raucous applause/
by Romance77 March 4, 2010
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A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.
by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004
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Get the top shelf mug.Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.
3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by Doc September 28, 2003
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Get the top shelf mug.I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
by strikeout October 24, 2012
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