Toothless Earthdog

Think of the fattest, slimiest, tooth-ly-est, hole digging scumbag, loser who works overtime part of the time. They always know everything but have the brain power of a windowlicker. They chew on their fat upper lip and have chew dripping down their beard. They always have their mouth open and flies routinely fly in and out of they pie hole. Now times that by 2 and that the person were looking for.

Hey bob. you remember that toothless earthdog from down the road?

Also: keep these toothless earthdogs off my lawn

by Macdirty4life March 21, 2023

toothless bob

ant'nys pa..he aint got no teef (slang for teeth)hes dirt poor, works in a garbage dump, collects welfare, shoots his nuts off, beats ant'ny in the laundry room, and watches his programs

Ant'ny its your pa Toothless and i need to see you in the laundry room

by mikeet fuck February 11, 2005

toothless wonder

Your butt which has no teeth hence the name toothless, and it's a great wonder, when he gases!

"My toothless wonder is about to speak, thats good speaking!"

by Jacquez M December 25, 2006

toothless wonder

Tweaker that has no teeth but thinks hes shot caller

Hey you toothless wonder I'm going knock that last tooth down your throat if you dont shut up!

by Violet Skye's October 15, 2016

Buck toothless

Missing the 2 front teeth. The opposite of buck toothed.

RJ is Buck Toothless. If he got them fixed he might get laid someday.

by Scott Putnam December 30, 2007

toothless bandit

A term used to describe the vagina as disgusting and unwanted

Jack: Dude, I heard u slept with Katie on Friday.

Andrew: Nah dude, it was going to happen but she has a freaking toothless bandit.

by Jonas Swenson March 11, 2008

toothless smile

Slang for a vagina. Popular in Denmark and Sweden.

On the first date, most girls won't allow anyone to touch their toothless smile.

by SteveInDenver February 17, 2008