Toothpasting

The act of applying toothpaste to one's nipples, in order to create a high through the release of opium-like chemicals.

Guy 1: Dude, toothpasting. TRY IT.
Guy 2: No way man, that stuff messes you up.

by The_Guy_Who_Does_Nothing October 14, 2012

toothpasting

the act of putting toothpaste on your nipples to attain a high.

Dude I cant pay attention, im high from toothpasting that im losing my mind.

by ObamasLoveChild October 14, 2012

toothpasting

a practice where one smears toothpaste on his or her nipples to achieve a high

I've been toothpasting all day today. No kidding, i'm still feeling high.

by toothpastingeveryday October 14, 2012

toothpasting

When a girl poops and there is still a piece stuck inside so she fingers her vagina to urge the nugget the rest of the way out of her ass.

Jane wiped her ass a million times but couldn't get that last little turd out, so she tried toothpasting herself and BAM, no more dingle berries.

by badtitties October 11, 2011

toothpasting

Tooth pasting is the act of rubbing tooth paste on one's nipples in order to get high, it is currently becoming very common in teenagers throughout the world.

Billy: Hey man have you been toothpasting again?
Bob: Hell yeah man, I got so fucking stoned.

by LeNewMeMe October 16, 2012

Toothpasting

A household drug. Putting toothpaste on your nipples. High is caused by a opium related/derived chemical. It is a sedative. Applied topically to nipples since nipples provide pleasant burning sensation in addition to reasonably-good access to bloodstream.

Eric was really high from toothpasting.

by Karl Migren October 17, 2012

Toothpasting

A new drug craze which involves rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples in order to achieve a full-body high.

Toothpasting is the shit!

by CapanSourblo October 22, 2012