toolies

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

by Unce April 19, 2006

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011

O'Tooled

1)O'Tooled: Drunk. Hammered. Hungover. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Lawerance of Arabia, and was famous for off screen drinking binges.

2) O'Tooled: Denied. Rejected on a regular basis. Losing streak. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Murphys War, and was famous for not winning an acting Oscar after 8 nomminations.

"Dude!, we got friggen' O'Tooled on that pub crawl last night"

"Dude?!, Dave got totally O'Tooled by every girl on that pub crawl last night!...then again i was way too O'Tooled to keep track of them all"

by James March 6, 2004

Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.

What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt

by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

Tooele Thunderstorm

Like a storm from Tooele,east of salt lake, in which gas is passed in the midst of a blow job.

I Tooele Thunderstormed that bitch last night before she bit my shit!

by smoove F May 22, 2010