toolbox

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.

He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!

by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005

toolbox

a man who is so lame, or so much of a dick, that he is not just a tool, he is an entire toolbox.

I can't wait until they send that fuckin' toolbox off to Iraq.

by Jimmy February 4, 2003

pakistan toolbox

the act of being captured by Pakistan people and getting your testicle holden by ones hand on a table and getting it smashed into pieces by a sledge hammer or any type of tool

man that pakistan toolbox was painful

by Turk17 February 3, 2008

Mexican Toolbox

Act of masturbating by slamming a toilet lid onto your erect penis.

Dude! I just walked in on Kyle doing the Mexican Toolbox in the bathroom!! It was awesome!

by Cinco de mayo toilet party October 25, 2011

toolbox

When someone is so dense and pathetic that they are not just a tool, they are an entire toolbox. Toolboxes have a tendency not to think for themselves. Toolboxes are prevelant in frats and sororities, oh and politics.

President Bush is a toolbox. Your sister is a toolbox. You are a toolbox.

by pootrified June 14, 2006

Toolotron

Someone who is an absolute machine to the cause of maintaining their tool status.

Adam goes beyond being just a tool- he is a toolotron.

by letsgouni April 22, 2011

toolboy

The combination of a tool and a fuckboy. A guy who is a weak ass bitch who isn't about shit, but he'll make it seem like he is. He will be a jackass because he thinks it makes him look cool. He will do anything he can to receive attention even if it makes him look dumb.

Damn, Brandon is such a toolboy! He picks on Anthony and Chandler because he thinks he's cool or something. He's so stupid!

by Kaqh July 23, 2016