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Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.
"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"
by Elindale January 6, 2010
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Snowy O'Toole

The process of dipping ones phallus in something sticky, and then dipping it in a pile of cocaine before having intercourse.
Dude, what happened last night? Your bedroom smells like honey and coke!" "Oh, your mom came over and I gave her the ol' Snowy O'Toole.
by Robokittenremix July 8, 2010
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Sneakers O Toole

He never takes his sneakers off.
"We will never get Sneakers O Toole to take his sneakers off. Not in these shoes."
by Benjamin Petrofsky December 20, 2008
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Tooled

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.
Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!
by T-Rav January 21, 2005
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toodle

To say goodbye to someone, as a short term for toodle-pip.
by Andy Williams September 20, 2003
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Toodleoo

variant of tourelou, which means good-bye
(toodles) and (tootles)< Anglicized
Marcy: Toodleoo
Janet: Toodles
by Mazer86 April 28, 2008
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Toodles

Toodles is the Weird floating mouse head on "Mickey Mouse Club House".
It Is also a way of saying "goodbye" to someone.
"Ohhhh TOODLES"
"Toodles"
by TediousCow June 27, 2015
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