Tomonday

when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.

Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."

by sarahshifra May 3, 2009

TomMonster

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.

The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.

by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023

Miss Thomson

A fat old hag that teaches a crappy p7 class she is allways ugly and has no sense in fashion

Miss Thomson old p7 teacher who is ugly

by Chicken Nugget (saviour) July 31, 2018

mick thomson

one of the most crazy, menacing and greatest guitar players on the planet to date
he is number 7 in the greatest band of all time, slipknot!!!!

normal boy: whos that big guy in the mask
guitar player: mick thomson, slipknot guitarist
normal boy: *picks up guitar* i wanna play coz of him

by dan. w May 31, 2006

tomongous

Someone that is freakishly muscular. Anyone that is at the arnold classic in Columbus, Ohio. It's some kind of changed form of the word humongous; see also Ginormous.

Dorian Yates is tomongous, and if you make him mad, you hurt.

by JT Chamberlain September 10, 2005

Tomonobu Itagaki

Head of Team Ninja, a devoloping team of Tecmo. He is widely known for creating Dead Or Alive. He often makes controversial remarks about other developers and titles, mainly Tekken.

When Dead Or Alive first came out, it saved Tecmo from going out of business because of its "revolutionary" option of bouncing breasts.

Tomonobu Itagaki needs to stop hating on Tekken.

by Miyaviya June 7, 2007

towson university

A relatively unknown school in Maryland except for its lacrosse and its girls, located near some of the best bars and clubs in the Baltimore area.

As an anomaly Towson has the most beautiful girls out of any school on the east coast. they are extremely fit and dress extremely sexy. The male/female ration is skewed somewhere along the lines of 70% to 30% and the women are above an 8 on the 1-10 scale hovers around 75% every year. due to such a skewed ratio, on the most part, guys get laid by the end of their freshmen year.

For the most part, during freshmen orientation, most guys will think they've died and gone to pootang heaven.

I went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me.

by BalCo September 7, 2006