tommy tanking it

jacking off ur pork sword

last night i was tommy tanking it

by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009

tommy tank

cockney rhyming slang for Wank

oh i just had a tommy tank

by matthewmatthew123 January 23, 2008

Tommy the Cat

The most badass artist in the world, none other than Tom Waits. Started off as a late night piano crooner, went into jazzy beatnik style for awhile, then turned into a whacked out experimentalist in the 80s. Known as Tommy the Cat because of his hobo-like style and his guest vocal appearance on the Primus song "Tommy the Cat".

Tommy the Cat has got a helluva scratchy voice.

by JohnnyT October 7, 2004

tommy twist

When you jump up and spin around while farting!

Kevin walked up to me while I was sitting on the floor and did a "tommy twist" right into my face.

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 12, 2022

Tommy Toilet

A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"

Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

tommy tinkle

a childish term for a pish/streamy.

awww no! hurry up in there, i'm pure burstin for a tommy tinkle!

by honeybunch lovelypumpkin November 30, 2007

Tommy Text-a-lot

Any guy who is constantly text messaging instead of being actively social while in a bar or other social setting.

Mike is being Mr. Tommy Text-a-lot over there in the corner.

by Tinnman November 29, 2009