TomUK

BIGGEST TWAT ON TWITCH ELEGIGGLE

Look at "TomUK" over here. What a loser.

by ZoomUK September 7, 2020

tomfuckery

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.

"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"

by johnny peach May 24, 2021

Tomu Kuruzu

What Japanese people call Tom Cruise.

Tomukuruzu-san wa amari sega takaku janai...

by Emilio July 2, 2004

Tomedd

When a smol green cinnamon roll and an angry alchoholic fall in love, which creates TomEdd/EddTom. AKA the best thing to exist.

I have problems. I love TomEdd so much. It's so cute it's going to kill me.

by IAmASailingShip June 6, 2018

tomuzza15

Smoking Darts and Raping Teenagers is his motto. Fetish included Durries, Fags, Puffing Billy and Children ranging between the age of 11 and 15. Has a real smokey and salty flavour shouldn't be triggered may cause him to block you on all social media sites

Father: Tomuzza15 touched up my little girl on her way to school today.
Police Officer: Im sorry but its Tomuzza15 we're talking bout here there's nothing we can do.

by BigDickesMarabus April 5, 2017

tommunism

A form of managing that provides concrete yet equitable outcomes regardless of personal feelings, threats, or desires...only made possible by our dear leader, Tom.

I wanted to change my team's schedule since my best player is going to miss the game, but tommunism prevented that.

by Viva la Tommunism April 15, 2019

tomer moment

when a guy says something sus (in a gay way) and acts oblivious when questioned about it

person #1:"i love men"
person #2:"ayyooo what did you say?"
person #1:"what?"
person #2:"tomer moment"

by 100% not tomer June 12, 2023