j.r.r. tolkien

john ronald raoule tolekien. groundbreaking fantasy author of mid-twentieth century; mostly known for "the lord of the rings" series and "the hobbit."

by joe October 12, 2003

The Tolken

The Tolken, a sexaul position taken from the parody of the length of the "Lord of the Rings," motion pictures and the book written by J.R.R. Tolken. This is where a woman in bent over and has her ring destroyed over the series of 6 - 8 hours by some men, some dwarves and some elves.

Man 1: "I was re-enacting LOTR last night, I gave my bird the Tolken and she fair can't walk right anymore. =D"

Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"

by Pseudopseudonym September 16, 2009

Tolkien

Tolkien; pronounced - tol(toh) ki(key) en(in) - not pronounced "tolkeen".

Tolkien's are often described as;

"A (tolkien) is marginally afraid of feet" - Kody
"wears good clothes, stereotypically handsome" - Harry
"an absolute mongo!" - Ashleigh
"Caught a vibeeee baby are you coming for a ride" - Martyna
"one of my best friends" - Aimee
"tolkien moment" - Scott S
"musical genius!!" - Amy
"friend" - Scott F
"got big hair" - Madday
"caring, generous, curly haired" - Felicity
"cool, easygoing, really kind, good heart, attractive, sweet, good with kids, funny :)" - Lola

Tolkiens - as you can see - are not bad people. Tolkiens are loved, and love others very much.
Tolkiens are quick tempered, confrontational but always honest and never means what he says negatively.
Take care as 'tolkiens' are rather emotional, strong willed but can be easily effected by people.

Tolkien's favourite quote - "don't cry, its a waste of good suffering."

Y O L K I N G - 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.'

by tolkien616 December 30, 2021

j.r.r. tolkien

LOTR dude

the lotr dude was jrr tolkien

by Ewizzle October 15, 2003

toleinuelui

Its a way superheros like bonterfieldimanyod man and captian riah pants eat men for breakfast...also where you put a mans genitals in thr back of your throat to touch the ovula.

person one:what would you like for breakfast?
person two: toleinuelui.

by bonterfieldimanyod man December 31, 2011

tolkien squared

something so cool that its like J.r.r. tolkien squared as in TO THE SECOND POWER. it all started when one of my friends was describing a thing in D&D, and i misinterpreted it. Soon ideas about a book to come sprung to my mind, thinking people would describe it tolkien squared, we prayed for such a thing and continued our pre-campaign chat

"man that book is no kidding tolkien squared!"
"what??"

by Cryonaka October 19, 2014

Tolkien Up

Smoking weed while wearing Lord of the Rings/Hobbit Merch or while Cosplaying as a LoTR/Hobbit character.

Guy #1: "Dude, all I want to do right now is Tolkien Up."
Guy #2: "Same."

by AreYouReallyReadingThis June 9, 2016