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tolivi

Tolivi is the almighty and powerful, and is wise and quite old so don’t doubt her or else, she is the ruler of the universe and superior to all other beings.
“Wow is that Tolivi the great?!”
“Yeah she’s amazing!”
“I heard she destroyed the universe at the young age of 9!”
by chickenfingernuggets December 17, 2018
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disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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Telisha

Fun loving adventurous person who builds walls to let only the serious ones in. Hates lack of attention and adores feeling loved. stands up for those she loves and is very stubborn. Don t mistake her aloofness for lack of compassion.
Omg, Telisha has such a fab dress sense!
by Miss p July 3, 2014
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Talisa

A short girl who loves to give jokes, she is beautiful but doesn't believe it, she is smart and innocent and she loves to have friends even though she has trouble showing her emotions. She is caring, generous, kind, weird and loving. If you have a Talisa in your life do not let her go.
Girl 1: I am in desperate need of a weird and beautiful friend.
Girl 2: I have a friend in mind, her name is Talisa.
by Cat girl 1o1 July 25, 2018
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"
by P. Dub December 29, 2006
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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