toeing

a foot version of fingering.

inserting a toe into vagina or anus of the partner

-Do you like fingering?
-I'm into toeing

by dildo777 January 29, 2023

Toeing

The act of inserting ones toe into any female orifice, such as the vagina, anus, ear, and mouth. Once inserted you move the toe around until she reaches orgasm.

Sirjue invented this phrase.

Baby do you feel like toeing tonight?

by PervySirj February 28, 2010

tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.

MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

by LastKARENnight August 26, 2012

Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis

Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou

by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009

Tater Totting

The act of taking a hit of weed from a potato

"That Okun kid is a tater totting champ! I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun"

by Forsberg July 23, 2012

Torting

A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.

Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.

Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

Toeing

Fingering with the toe

Jim "dude i had a fun time toeing Rebecca last night"
Ryan "that's totally sick dude"

by Rebecca Downs June 22, 2011