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Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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Topeethur

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
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Toupeedar

The ability to tell when somebody is wearing a toupee.
"I had no idea Ted Danson was going bald. I have the worst toupeedar."
by darrenoia July 2, 2009
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toepfering

The act of reposting dumb shit on facebook over and over again to piss people off.
Did he seriously just call me a fag 1000 times on my wall? He is toepfering so bad right now.
by jizmmonster April 21, 2011
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toepeanut

something that you will find in the middle of your toes that will mostly be black and smell of sweat.you can also find this in your food like ur mum or something like that.
oops i ate a toepeanut
i need to clear my toepeanuts before i go to bed
by toepenuts*for life mmmmm January 25, 2020
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indian teepee

When the skin of your penis turns red from constantly jacking off.
If you keep jacking off like that you will get an Indian Teepee.
by Tbabyqueen December 27, 2013
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Texas toupee

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.
No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.
by Talmanes December 9, 2008
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