Todd Story

A Todd Story is a short story which can casually be told within 120 seconds. Todd Stories generall lack any form of relevant content and are usually told in the form of a joke with no punch line. Todd Stories are usually told by the biggest Todd in the social group at the time of the gathering.

"YA DUDE SO I WENT TO HIS SISTER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAD TO GO THE BATHROOM AND THEN I LEFT! SHE HAD A DOG."

"Brah that was a total Todd Story."

by Nazal July 12, 2009

Todd Todd Sauce

Any sauce which is used as a condiment.

Hey, can you pass me that Todd Todd sauce so I can use it on my roast beef.

by Albanwr September 29, 2021

Mary Todd Stinkin

An all female orgy taking place at the White House.

"Bro, Eleanor fuckin Roosevelt used to have hella Mary Todd Stinkins!"

by DonkeySpunk June 11, 2017

ruston todd slaven

a very confused,mean,lies to much,has pretty hair,can't make up his mind,someone who doesnt think he is broken up with a girl if she doesnt give him a good reason for breaking up with him.

ruston todd slaven is the example.

by bob marley. October 16, 2008

almost-Todd soup

Menstrual blood. Used especially in reference to performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one's red wings). Derived from the blood's soupy appearance. Also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named "Todd").

Because my girlfriend is on her period, I won't go down on her. I don't want to taste the almost-Todd soup.

by The Dude & Cid November 10, 2008

Todd schmidt

Lazy or half ass

Wow that was a todd schmidt move

by Got em 1901 October 7, 2020

Todd Scott

A person of little value

That was a real Todd Scott

by Tomtom9155 July 14, 2022