taking her to the train station

sleeping with a girl that you don't really want to sleep with.

and yer trying to get rid of by taking her to the train station but she takes advantage of yer kindness on the way

by GLUEPUNX July 14, 2005

Midnight Train to Chechnya

Satisfying a late night craving for fast food by going to more than four fast-food places between the hours of 11pm-3am

I could really go for a Midnight Train to Chechnya with the girls this weekend!

by Suzette Rosdower April 27, 2020

Train to Maryland

When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female

Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?

by freaky.J September 28, 2021

early train to Zermatt

Hitting it off immediately with someone you matched with on a dating app.

“This guy is incredible. Our relationship is taking the early train to Zermatt.”

by DC404 March 14, 2025

Ride to the train station

Killing and disposing of your enemy, where no one will find the body.

Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.

If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.

by Shawnny December 10, 2023

On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

Go to the freaking train station

Something you say when you're very upset with somebody. Often used as the harshest and most aggressive insult.

"I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOU GO TO THE FREAKING TRAIN STATION."

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025