Aster

Asters are wonderful people who are consistently trying their hardest, but could be described as a pushover.

"Man, Aster is the greatest! They're such an amazing person!"
"You aren't wrong, but they just let everyone walk all over them."

by stolenbones July 17, 2021

aster

This is a diversion method used in public restrooms. While on the toilet seat one uses both feets to tap-dance like Fred Aster, which acts like a noise camouflage/diversion. google boy fresko fat

In shame at the john's, having some fresko fat's, I has to do an aster to cover the noise.

by Marky Mark October 7, 2003

Asterated

a new word that zion made up. means to think that someone is talking about your dad and they are not

i feel asterated don’t talk about him

by noahhayes November 10, 2019

Aster

A sexy girl with beautiful lips, nice small natural tits and perfect boner-making, sperm-extracting extra hot round ass. She is calm and cool on the surface but very wild in bed. She also likes to ride a long hard shaft vigorously until she reaches multiple orgasms.

1)Damn that dude is lucky, his chick is an aster.
2)The view a man gets when he doggystyles an aster is better than looking at the Niagara Falls, Victoria Falls and Iguazu Falls combined.
3)Hey bro you better get yourself in shape if you are thinking about getting inside that aster's pants.
4)OMG that aster is our new boss? Just looking at her ass in that tight skirt can make me cream my underwear.

by Esteban Sanchez January 12, 2018

Asterous

Aster means something bad so a disaster is something good

This is asterous

by Dictionary man to da rescue February 27, 2019

Aster

a sexy ass promiscuous hoe, homey hopper, cheater, freak, etc...

Aye you know that girl i banged last night, yea ... she was an Aster.

by UrbanDef. July 28, 2011

Aster's penis

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster

"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"

by Asterical March 31, 2018