Titanfall call

When you phone your friend and tell them, "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes." Then you hang up without speaking anything else. Works better with FaceTime.

Ring Ring

Bro 1: "Hey bro, where you at?"

Bro 2: "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes."

click

Bro 1: "What? He hung up..."

Bro 3: "That was a Titanfall call man."

by saucyBdog May 18, 2014

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Attack on Titan

A highly popular anime/manga series about giant naked people with no private parts that don't need to eat come attack a city and eat people because they want to. But the army goes and tries to kill them, only 75% die. Except Eren who must be like Jesus or a Timelord or something.

Attack on Titan is one of the best things Japan has done.

by IamTheTrueTitanCereal May 30, 2015

Titally

A variation of "totally" with tits. Tits just make everything better. ;)

He approached the 40DDD sized bra. He then showed it to M and said;
"This thing is huge!!"
M: "I know! I could live inside it!"
L: "You could?😂"
M: "I TITALLY could baby!!"

by NinjaaaM June 21, 2016

Attack on Titan

An anime about giant naked humanoid beings called titans where humanity has built three walls around itself. They have lived peacefully for a long time, but conflict starts when the walls get broken by two powerful titans and humanity is forced to flee into one of the inner walls. This show kills off a lot of characters, and has a lot of blood and gore in it. If you aren't bothered by that you'd probably enjoy it. It was originally created in 2013, but season two came out in 2017. Like any other show/movie/game, the fandom is a crazy place. Other names for it include: Shingeki no Kyojin, SnK, and AoT

Example 1
Fan of SnK: Man I hope (favorite character) doesn't die in Attack on Titan.
-one episode later-
Fan of SnK: -bawling their eyes out-
Example 2
Fan of SnK 1: WHEN IS SEASON TWO OF ATTACK ON TITAN COMING OUT?!?
Fan of SnK 2: It's finally out dude chill.

by LightButStillDark April 18, 2017

Attack on titan

The only anime where Donald trumps irrelevant ideas actually kinda helped humanity until.... a giant naked man makes a hole in it, still in an anime Donald trump still can’t succeed pathetic

Let’s be honest you only watched attack on titan because of Levi

by I’ve forgotten my hat July 5, 2020

Titanic Turd

A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.

Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.

by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015