titnotized

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.

Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.

by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008

tinhorn

A cheap, showy, gambling, unscrupulous shyster of the old American West.

That tinhorn cheated at craps! After him, boys!

by ScottX March 25, 2008

TITCOMM

Abb. for "Twitch In The Corner Of My Mouth"
To be used in forums, comments, etc.
Because you never really laugh out loud.

Example:
Above post: "blahablablaa, half decent pun..."

You: "TITCOMM"

by TheDaninator January 22, 2011

titoos

🍒 If you want to know the meaning of titoos, I’ll tell you. It has a very deep and beautiful meaning. It can come in different sizes, scientifically it means a women’s breasts but mentally it can mean anything. Titoos can be used in our everyday life, like aleina 🍑 (the process of a guy’s peepee coming inside a women’s veevee) 🍆,can be used for attracting any gender of your choice. 🍒
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the world’s biggest titoos which is also natural (no cap) 🧢 .
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jenner’s and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when you’re bathing.

How to use titoos in a sentence:
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevwe’s gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazza’s mom): Hey honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!

Ulhas Kamathe: BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay honey almost done…
*200 years later…*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Ok I’m done now babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with you…
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!

by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara July 18, 2021

tikthot

Usually middleschoolers or 9 year olds trying to throw it back in their bedroom. Tikthots can actually be real slags who are in college wearing bathing suits and doing the renegade

bro 1: omg look at this tikthot
bro 2: she's nine wtf

by shalomjackiesonenightstand April 24, 2020

Info Tithe

Dedicating one-tenth of one's time towards helping, sharing, informing, correcting, and generally growing the online marketing industry.

Carsten liked to regularly info tithe by keeping the affiliate marketing entry on Wikipedia up to date.

by Shawn Collins January 4, 2009

tinhorn

Only in central and northern Oklahoma, the word tinhorn sometimes refers to a culvert.

Be sure to replace that old tinhorn when you repave the driveway.

by argyle_zombie May 28, 2009