scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007

justin timberlake

A hot famous guy who can sing, dance & act, what more could you want?!

That Justin Timberlake is hot, dude

by 1405Jess July 8, 2007

Justin Timberlake

A man who is envied by every young male in the world. He is the best dancer in our day and time, and is the most GORGEOUS guy to ever step foot on earth. Everyone is simply jealous of Justin Timberlake and obviously call him a "wigger" and "wannabe" only cause they CANT and will NEVER be him.

"Justin is sucha wigger. I'm so jealous he gets all the girls and EVERYONE loves him. I wish I could be Justin Timberlake."

by oisdjfasdkf July 18, 2008

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Justin Timberlake

The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)

Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.

by JT LOVER May 3, 2008

Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 4, 2013

Justin timberlake

To succeed, to do what you aim for, and make everyone look at you hating. To prove everyone wrong with success.
Came from the success of Justin Timberlake and his achievements to date. Success in band *NSYNC, (made by Chris Kirkpatrick)Career, Life and Money

'Oh my goodness...i've done a JT!!'

by Evey May 19, 2004