tibetan fur pillow

When you shave your pubes and sprinkle them on an Asian girls asshole and begin to eat her ass.

Chris- Dude I saw you hooked up with that hot Chinese girl.
Me- Yeah, I buried my face in her tibetan fur pillow.
Chris- Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you.

by rcraft92 September 8, 2018

dog tablet

The act of massaging a woman's throat whlist holding her mouth shut in order to facilitate involuntary semen swallowing. Akin to giving a dog a tablet.

Harold: What did you do for New Years?
Greg: Well, Jenny refused to swallow last night so I had to give her a dog tablet.

by kiiadi December 31, 2009

Free Tibet

A phrase uttered by those completely ignorant of history. Little does the speaker know that the Dalai Lama's reign in Tibet was plagued with slavery and abuse of his people, so long as they weren't Gelug Tibetan Buddhists (the Dalai Lama's sect).

Ignorant Protester: Free Tibet!

Intelligent man/woman: While Chinese rule in Tibet has been bad, it's nothing compared to what Jetsun Jamphel Ngawang Lobsang Yeshe Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, did to Tibet

Ignorant Protester: The government is messing with your hand man! You don't know nothing dude!

by BlackTokyo April 25, 2009

scar tablet

1. An adjective used to describe something interesting, enjoyable, etc.
2. An exclamation reflecting the interest or enjoyment of a current activity.

1. "Dude, that place is totally scar tablet."
2. "WOAH! I JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! SCAR TABLET!"

by Josh Glass (creator of this great word) August 25, 2003

Dishwasher tablet

A tablet that you put in the dishwasher to make the dishes clean. It also makes you really want to eat it but you can't because you will die if you do. It is also Sam's weapon of choice. He put it in his mother's smoothie before she went to yoga because she used to beat him. She beat him every day until she died.

Scientist 1: we've analysed the body 3 times and we still don't know how they died.

Scientist 2: this can only mean one thing. It was a dishwasher tablet!!!!!

Scientist 1: oh no, we need to evacuate the facility immediately!

Scientist 2: darn it! I wanted to do a Hot Butter McFungus later! DAMN!

by BOOIIIIIIIII March 29, 2020

German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

tablet pc

Is sort of a cross between a laptop and a pocket pc. It is the size of a laptop with a keyboard, but you can turn around the sreen and lay it down so that it is a large pocket pc.

The tablet pc was supposed to be the next big thing but it never caught on.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004