yard of that fence

high quality oral gratification

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".

by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013

That’s so lunch

A phrase that means totally awesome, fantastic, inspired or unbelievably noteworthy.

Hey, check out my new car. Wow, that’s so lunch!

by Papa Elf 27 August 22, 2020

that's rough, buddy

A response to show compassion when your friend starts talking about how terrible his life is, often using extreme examples that no one else could relate to.

Person A: My car broke down, I lost my job, and my dog died all in one week!
Person B: Damn... that's rough, buddy.

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.

by 0neWay June 2, 2020

that wasn't very cash money of you

the phrase is used when someone just pulled a dick move. being cash money means being cool and chill, so not being cash money implies the person is being a huge ass, or just fucked up.

yo, did you just throw my beer? that wasn't very cash money of you
hey man that wasn't very cash money of you

by nago giovanna December 18, 2015

And That's Why We Drink

A true crime and paranormal podcast hosted by the absolute angels that are Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz. The duo talk about some really twisted sh*t all while drinking away their sorrows.

Have you listened to the latest episode of And That's Why We Drink? It made my panties moist.

by LilTeaTea June 16, 2018

I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017

That's Tits!

Phrase exclaiming happiness and joy upon hearing and/or learning good news.

Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.

by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020