thwacking it

to thwackit is to jackoff, spank the monkey, flonk the dolphin, rope the poney, wrestle with the snake, choke the chicken etc. etc.

jimmy thwacked it all night until his shlong turned chrimsen.

by da cheese June 17, 2003

Tharping

Someone who is gay, but insists on never coming out of the closet.

I don't know why she insists on (tharping) it's a new century.

by Jibs007 April 18, 2018

Throb Thwarting

When you are blocked or prevented from watching porn on a website.

I can't believe I woke up to the news that pornhub is throb thwarting Virginia.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

Thwacking

Sound of a leather belt slapping on pussy lips

I was rolling up my leather belt and it was thwacking on my pussy

by Supmo August 13, 2018

thwacking off

A boy or he-she who is playin with his feet, mouth and belly button

That boy Damien(omenboy 127) thwacks off cause he doesnt know what jerkin off is...lol.

by harleygirl June 18, 2003

twarting

When one does art and posts it on twitter. The word was created by Fearne Cotton who regularily "twarts" on her radio 1 radio show

During the show, Fearne got out her canvas and oil paints and started Twarting her portrait at different stages of completion

by MDK UK April 16, 2010